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Male / Single / United States
Jesus is my savior, not my religion
“The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that the situation is over, you cannot move forward.”
(Source: thegoodvibe.co, via pattyangeles)
*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wth!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!
(Source: weedjoke420, via adventures-with-trolls)
last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said “well that was certainly a curveball” and i laughed so hard i woke myself up
(Source: owlmylove, via adventures-with-trolls)
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