every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school
(Source: raikous, via practicaljoking)
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
(Source: sociallychallengednerd, via practicaljoking)
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