i wish peanut butter never existed

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she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

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r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

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this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

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But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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• White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
• Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)